About This Game SummaryIn the far future, humans explore and colonise space using ridiculously deadly, moon-sized trains - 'Astro Locomotives'. They're operated by enormous, competing railroad companies and train vs. train combat is (expensively) common.Take control of a mistreated mechanic and a swashbuckling pilot as you try to save Gilbert Station from destruction at the hands of an alien death fleet!FeaturesClassic 1990s adventure gameplay! Inspired by genre classics such as Space Quest, Monkey Island and Day of the Tentacle.Trains. In space. That's worth the entry price, right there.The funniest writing in an adventure game this side of the millenium. That might be a positive or a negative, depending on how much you enjoy laughing until you dribble.Two playable characters for the price of one.Fully voiced! You'll also be able to turn the voice-over off, since we know some of you like to do that. Just know that every time someone ticks that particular box in the game settings, we'll kill one of our voice actors.Fully soundtracked! You won't be able to turn the music off. In fact, the volume slider starts at 100% and it only goes up from there.The 'unique' graphical style of subAtomic and Plan M!Interesting puzzles and minigames! We know a lot of you adventure gamers out there like to actually have some challenge in your games. For everyone else, just curl up tight, hold down your Escape key, and hope it ends soon.20 in-game achievements to be unlocked, if you have nothing better to do.An entirely reasonable retail price! 1075eedd30 Title: Astroloco: Worst ContactGenre: Adventure, IndieDeveloper:Hungry Planet GamesPublisher:Hungry Planet GamesRelease Date: 11 Mar, 2016 Astroloco: Worst Contact Download] astroloco worst contact Witty British point-and-click misadventure featuring space mechanics, space pirates, space trains and space train drivers.What more could you want?. Good games to kill 3 hours.. A fluffy (is that even the correct way to use that word here?), fun story about a mechanic and a pilot with lots of pixel sex. Kidding. There's only a little bit of pixel sex. Kidding again. There's a scene with a planet with a giant hole in it. Naughty.. It says it's a game. What I played was an 8 bit movie that pretends to be a game. If I wanted to sit and watch something, I'd go and just turn on the tv. Games aren't the place for this sort of thing.. Worst Contact is very interesting with a lot of easter eggs and it is very funny finally The Developer in my opinion has a very excellent creative art.Recommended. Neat pixel art adventure game that pokes fun at itself and similar adventure games with a moderately fun, British humour. Pretty quick to beat but the content makes it somewhat worth the price. I'm looking forward to a sequel if the dev team comes down to announce it someday.. Genuine British humour! I laughed more with this $5 game than with many $50+ standup comics...Aproximate quotes:- ATTENTION PLANET, PREPARE FOR PENETRATION! [Female pilot goofing arround on loudspeaker, toward what she believes to be an uninhabited planet][Planet gets poundered. Turns out planet was inhabited. Hostile reply from the planet population, who refer to the ship as a "Death Machine".]- Our first impression could have been better. [Onboard computer pointing out the obvious on a unemotional voice.]- You should consider taking those diplomacy classes ma'am. [Onboard computer, later on.] - Don't you think it's unsafe to store missiles in a living complex? [Engineer]- Nope! [CEO]- What are you cooking? ... Seriously, smells like something died in there. [Engineer to the Chef]- Come on! I have to clean the bathroom after people get to eat your food! [Engineer to the Chef]
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